BTT Vouzela - Encontro de Maio 2,534
No próximo fim de semana, 31 de Maio, realizar-se-á mais um encontro do BTT Vouzela.
Ao contrário do que é habitual, o encontro do BTT Vouzela deste mês terá início na freguesia de Campia junto à Escola Integrada de Campia. O ponto de encontro foi alterado, uma vez que o percurso passará pela Reserva Botânica de Loendros de Cambarinho e pela belíssima Serra de Farves, percurso esse que contará com uma distância aproximada de 35 km’s, com uma dificuldade técnica de nível 4 (1-5) e com uma dificuldade física de nível 3.
Durante o percurso haverá um reforço, composto por bolo, maças, barras energéticas e água. No final haverá banhos para os participantes e para as bikes.Para os acompanhantes haverá um percurso pedestre pela Reserva Botânica de Loendros de Cambarinho. As inscrições são gratuitas e serão feitas no dia do encontro. A abertura do secretariado será por volta das 8:00 e o início do passeio tem hora marcada para as 9:00.
Quem estiver interessado em ir na carrinha do Clube avise o quanto antes uma vez que a carrinha dispõem apenas de 9 lugares.
As fotos por onde passará o encontro do BTT Vouzela estão aqui



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Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I’ll waste no time reading it.
A hen is only an eggs way of making another egg.
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.
Raymond’s Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
After every ‘victory’ you have more enemies.
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Marry me and I’ll never look at another horse!
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
Emulate your heros, but don’t carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
We don’t make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax — tomorrow you’ll be afraid to cough.
I’m not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure — that is all that agnosticism means.
To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
We don’t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee — that will do them in.
When I die I’m going to leave my body to science fiction.
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.
A physicist is an atom’s way of knowing about atoms.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
But at my back I always hear Time’s winged chariot hurrying near.
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’.
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
If it wasn’t for lawyers, we wouldn’t need them.